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I'm a lass called Mared
From the land of Wales
Where we suffer from violent
Rains, winds and hail.

We're famed for our lamb
Which graze on our land.
Don't go near Sunny Rhyl;
Someone's pissed on the sand.

We love to sing,
To recite and dance.
However, we somehow got ourselves
Banned from France.

Our language is so beautiful,
It'll make you weep,
But apparently we tend to
Shag our own sheep.

We love to farm
It's what we do!
However, our fields
Are filled with poo.

Our towns and villages
Are cheery and small
But don't come to my town;
We've vandalized the town hall.

Daffodils and leeks
Are the things we cherish
Don't touch them, bitches,
Or you will perish.

Our accent is unique
It's an accent we all have!
Except for those foreigners
And those bloody chavs.

Lord, we love St. David!
He stood on a mound of grass
So we could hear him preach
And view his lovely ass.

We're proud of our dragon
Which stands tall and red
So fuck you, England,
Your dragon is dead!

So come along
To our land so pretty!
But to be honest
It's also quite shitty.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Your bathroom.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Pipsqueak size.
  • Interests: Stalking.
  • Favourite movie: So, so many.
  • Favourite band or musician: Paramore and Linkin Park.
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything.
  • Favourite style of art: Manga.
  • Operating System: Bananas.
  • MP3 player of choice: Buried in the garden.
  • Shell of choice: Snail.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Covered in posters and whatnot.
  • Skin of choice: Tanned.
  • Favourite game: Zelda series.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Ninteno Wii.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Roy Mustang.
  • Personal Quote: I'm not an idiot, I'm simply a dreamer.
  • Tools of the Trade: PlaySchool crayons :D

You know you're abnormal when...

Sun Dec 13, 2009, 2:07 PM
  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: Fullmetal Alchemist shit.
Right kids. It's time for a list of why I am a retard.

1) I bought five packets of Mint Imperials for my friend for Christmas because I owe him five pounds but I don't want to pay him in actual money.
2) There's this annoying fly in my room that won't go away. Most people would open their window or try to kill the fly, but I named him Phillip.
3) I tripped over a box today, stood up, turned around, and tripped over it again.
4) My cat and I just had a deep conversation about life.

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~Hannahxsasuke Dec 2, 2009, 6:15:34 PM
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!! lolz! We play that game with our teachers
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~Mc-Eevee Dec 1, 2009, 12:09:22 AM
:hug:
Your signature and icon make me happy. :meow:

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You lost the game. :P
:iconemaaaaaax:
~emaaaaaax Nov 30, 2009, 1:32:46 PM
rwyt yn arogli'n ddrwg.

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everything that's left from us is fading away. ♥
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~LikeOmgDuude Nov 26, 2009, 5:37:53 AM
Happy Thanksgiving >.<

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You Must Be Joking D:
:iconcleanghost:
~cleanghost Nov 22, 2009, 7:22:47 AM
Darling, thank you soooo much for taking a liking to my photograph!
:iconisayplz:

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...wait, why did I say that?


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~cleanghost Nov 22, 2009, 7:22:45 AM
Darling, thank you soooo much for taking a liking to my photograph!
:iconisayplz:

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...wait, why did I say that?


this way for a free hug --> [link]
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~Unfourtanate Nov 22, 2009, 8:27:04 AM
Dear, thank you for taking the time to alert me of your delight and gratification!

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THE GAME.

I dare you to click this.

Hello! Feel free to chat with me! I don't bite - although I do cause brain damage, hyperventilating and mass hysteria when I grin at people.
:iconcleanghost:
~cleanghost Nov 22, 2009, 11:48:44 AM
:iconwesayplz:

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...wait, why did I say that?


this way for a free hug --> [link]
:iconunfourtanate:
~Unfourtanate Nov 22, 2009, 12:42:32 PM
:iconnouplz:

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THE GAME.

I dare you to click this.

Hello! Feel free to chat with me! I don't bite - although I do cause brain damage, hyperventilating and mass hysteria when I grin at people.
:iconemaaaaaax:
~emaaaaaax Nov 22, 2009, 1:36:01 PM
lmao, he looks like a constipated jimmy carr.

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everything that's left from us is fading away. ♥
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